Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, “How do you get to the other side?” The other blonde replied, “You are on the other side!”
The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says, "That's not a TV - it's a microwave."
A Russian , an American, and a blonde were talking. The Russian said “We were the first in space.” The American said “We were the first ones on the moon.” The blonde said, “So what, we’re going to be the first ones on the sun.” The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. “You can’t land on the sun, you idiot. You’ll burn up.” Then the blonde said “We’re not stupid you know, we’re going at night.”
A blonde goes into a Best Buy. She asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black. The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing and again the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes. Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red. Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she
returns and asks a different clerk. To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes. the blonde asks the clerk, "How do you know I am a blonde?"The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says, "That's not a TV - it's a microwave."
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