U Said It

Speeding Ticket

"A police officer stopped a blonde for speeding and asked her very nicely if he could see her license.  She replied in a huff, 'I wish you guys would get your act together.  Just yesterday you took away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!'"

In a Vacuum

"A blonde was playing 'Trivial Pursuit' one night.  On her turn, she rolled the dice and she landedon 'Science and Nature'.  Her question was, 'If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?'  She thought for a time and then asked, 'Is the vacuum on or off?'"