“Why do we wash bath towels? Aren’t we clean when we use them?”
“Why doesn’t glue sick to the inside of the bottle?”
“Why is it called after dark when really it is after light?”
“Why are wise man and wise guy opposites?”
“Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in suitcases?”
“If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?”
“Why do slow down and slow up mean the same thing?”
“Why do we saying something is out of whack? What is a whack?”
If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay people to do it?”
“If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?”
“Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?”
“How come abbreviated is such a long word?”
