“Why doesn’t glue sick to the inside of the bottle?”

“Why is it called after dark when really it is after light?”

“Why are wise man and wise guy opposites?”

“Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in suitcases?”

“If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?”

“Why do slow down and slow up mean the same thing?”

“Why do we saying something is out of whack? What is a whack?”

If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay people to do it?”

“If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?”

“Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?”

“How come abbreviated is such a long word?”

-ADULT: a person who has stopped growing at both ends and is not growing in the middle.

-BEAUTY PARLOR: a place where women curl up and dye.

-CANNIBAL: someone who is fed up with people.

-CHICKENS: the only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

-COMMITTEE: a body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

-If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory.

-A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

-We’ll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply.

-Thieves who steal corn from a cornfield could be charged with stalking.

-To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

We are temporarily at the Satellite Library which is located at the Swedesboro Borough Hall, 1500 Kings Highway.   Don’t knock on the door at the Library...no one will be there to answer!

 Come on over to the Satellite Library, we have computers accessible. We also have a fax machine and a copy machine . Magazines, and newspapers.  All our programs are held at Bethesda Church.

Customers can order books and pick them up at the Satellite Library.  Books can be returned there as well.

Hours:

Monday-Thursday 3pm-8pm,
Saturday 10am-2pm

 Come in the rear entrance.

Come visit us!

Monday, June 21—     Summer Reading Registrations begin!

Wednesday, July 14—tie-dying t-shirts at 2pm. Bring your own shirt (at Fellowship Hall)

Wednesday, July 21—make marble paper (at Fellowship Hall)

Wednesday, July 28—snow cones and board games (at Fellowship Hall)

Wednesday, August 4—teen party/book chat/drawing at 2pm (at Fellowship Hall)

Also, be sure to volunteer to help with one of the chidren’s programs!

 Toy Story 3 follows Woody, Buzz Lightyear, and other familiar faces as they find a new home after certain circumstances force them to live in a daycare, where they meet new toys and rebuild their lives.  Without giving too much away about the film, I will say this: this movie is excellent.  It captures the humor and emotion conveyed by the previous films and then some, and children and adults alike will enjoy the film for its positive messages.  While its primary focus is the enjoyment and rapture of its young viewers, the film also has underlying themes, messages that focus on the progression of life and moving forward despite the overwhelming nature of certain circumstances.  Like many of Pixar’s previous movies (Up and Wall-E, for instance), the movie uses enticing visuals and appealing storylines to capture the viewers attention.  The movie is a warm reminder as to why I did love and still do love the series.  It is smart.  It is funny.  It is poignant.  Toy Story 3 is more than just a children’s movie—it is a formidable conclusion to one of the best series in modern cinema.

                 By William Goodwin

When: March 27, 2010

Where: Bethesda United Methodist Church in the Fellowship Hall, 1433 Kings Highway in Swedesboro

Time: 7:00 p.m. to 10:00 p.m.

Cost: Free

Sponsored by: Swedesboro Library Teen Advisory Board and "Zero"

-Ketchup was sold in the 1830's as medicine.

-On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents, daily.

How much deeper would the oceans be if sponges didn't live there?

DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out

INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper

RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn

Precious - DVD

Twilight Sage: the New Moon - DVD

Up in the Air - DVD

Night at the Museum: Battle of Smithsonia - DVD

Old Dogs - DVD

The Astonishing Life of Octavian Nothing, Traitor to the Nation by M. T. Anderson

Scrambled Eggs at Midnight by Brad Barkley & Heather Hepler

Rebound by Bob Krech

The Salem Witch Tryouts by Kelly McClymer